Alright, buckle up because this episode of Man Seeking Woman is a wild ride. Picture this: our boy Josh (played by Jay Baruchel) is your classic, awkward, geeky dude. He’s skinny, self-conscious, and basically the human equivalent of plain oatmeal.
Josh starts off by meeting a girl at a party. She seems nice enough, but there’s one fatal flaw—Josh is so boring that she literally dies of boredom. Yes, she flat-out keels over while he’s mid-sentence. No gun, no knife, no poison—just pure, unfiltered monotony. The coroner probably ruled it “Death by Mansplaining.”
Despite this tragedy, Josh eventually meets a girl who—somehow—is immune to his lethal dullness. This is a breakthrough. They date, things go well, and for the first time, Josh thinks maybe, just maybe, she won’t die alone.
But then… dun dun dun—a problem arises. Well, actually, Josh arises… too fast. He’s got the stamina of a Windows 95 computer trying to run modern software. His new girlfriend is left deeply unsatisfied, and let’s just say, her Yelp review would not be five stars.
Desperate to fix things, they take a trip to a sex shop, expecting to find something low-key, maybe a regular ol’ vibrator. But no. Josh’s lady sets her sights on "Kyle"—a life-sized, muscular, sex-god doll that’s basically Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime, minus the accent.
Kyle isn’t just some mechanical toy—no, no, no. Kyle is a full-blown Chad with abs that could grate cheese. He’s charming, confident, and most importantly, he can last longer than Josh, which, honestly, is a low bar.
Josh is, understandably, shaken. His competition isn’t just some battery-powered gizmo—it’s tall beefcake who exists solely to pleasure his girlfriend. Imagine coming home from work, and there’s Kyle, shirtless, probably oiling himself up while winking at your girlfriend.
Kyle isn’t just a sex toy. He’s a way of life. He’s the man Josh will never be.
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| Baruchel as Josh, his lady, and sex toy, “The Kyle,” played by Aaron Hammond which is “just a big, jacked dude who fucks your girlfriend.” |
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| Beefy Aaron Hammond as kyle doll the muscular sex doll |
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| Things get awkward when Josh (Jay Baruchel) and his girlfriend, Claire (Liane Balaban), buy "The Kyle" (Aaron Hammond), a hunky sex toy. |
The Verdict? Pure Comedy Gold
Watching Baruchel’s defeated, awkward, noodle-armed self standing next to Kyle, the human Greek statue, is what makes this episode pure comedy gold. It’s a hilarious, surreal take on male insecurity, toxic masculinity, and the terrifying power of adult super-toys.
Moral of the story? Sometimes, your competition isn’t another guy—it’s an anatomically perfect, hung, beefy stud named Kyle. 💀 😆
